Spankstarr

Spankstarr was assimilated into the Horde in a similar way to how he fashions his tongue with a gentleman touch. He’s an elegant smooth talker and it has been speculated that he also works at the suspicious hotline “Favour Sailors 69” or something similar. Not that anyone of us would know, well except for Algot perhaps. His level of nerdery if greatly masked by his Don-Juan tunes but he doesn’t fool anyone. Spankstar is the other soldier of our team and does a sufficient job at it while being fabulous in the same instance.